“He’s giving paid-for blue tick”: the best stuff we heard you say at Frieze
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It’s Frieze London. No one is safe. We had some secret agents eavesdropping on the craziest things said at this year’s circus.
Plaster tackles this year’s art world discourse…
You said it not us!
I’m avoiding dinners this week. I can’t risk Ozempic shits.
I didn’t want to be rude so I gave him a burner email, the one I use for PornHub.
I need to remember to wash this week.
Be honest, is it an ick to use the Frieze map?
I work at The Horse Hospital"..."Oh, I didn’t know you rid.
[11:00, 15th October, Regent’s Park] There can't be this many important people in the art world.
Is that Jeremy Corbyn?
[Points at Bloody Mary] “That’s my type of coffee.”
It’s so weird how such a nice person can make such shit paintings.
I like that one…It’s gold.
I heard you’ve gone sober? I was snorting coke off a stripper’s ass last night and she told me.
Fluoxetine is basically the art world’s unofficial sponsor.
He's giving paid-for blue tick.
That's the third picture I've seen of a woman pissing.
